- Okay…let’s do this.
- Wait, I need some music.
- *turns on music*
- Did I even finish my packing list?
- Where is my packing list…
- Ahhh here it is! (buried under a mountain of random things on nightstand)
- YESSSS. Packing. Okay.
- *checks weather app for the fifteenth time*
- It’s going to be cold…but what if it warms up? It could happen.
- I should pack pants AND shorts, just in case.
- I should probably pack an umbrella too, in case it rains.
- Or two umbrellas. Just in case one of them breaks.
- *gets distracted by dog*
- I’m starving, I need lunch.
- *three hours of food and Netflix later*
- I think I grabbed everything I own out of the closet.
- I need to get rid of some stuff.
- I probably don’t need 10 shirts for a three-day weekend.
- I’ll just take 8.
- I remember reading somewhere that rolling your clothes helps you fit more stuff in your suitcase…
- *rolls zero things*
- How am I supposed to NOT take a million pairs of shoes.
- But I always pack too much and regret it when I have to drag my dumb suitcase around.
- *gets distracted by dog again*
- Whyyyyyy can’t I just pack liquids in my carry-on???
- It’s not like I’m going to hurt anybody with a bottle of shampoo.
- *lifts suitcase*
- It’s too heavy…I just know it’s too heavy.
- I don’t even have anything heavy in here!!
- *takes out four pairs of shoes and emergency raft*
- Okay there, that’s better.
- Now let’s see if I can zip it up…
- I don’t need to sit on my suitcase – it’s going to close just fine.
- Umm. Okay, come on zipper.
- COME…ONNNN.
- *sits on suitcase*
- Gotcha!! Eat it, suitcase.
- *muffled sound of phone ringing inside suitcase*
- Crap.
Where are YOU going this summer?
Funny! Headed to Zion National Park this weekend. Definitely didn’t have to sit on my suitcase…. THIS time…
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